James Hetfield

I was looking for James Hetfield's 37 Ford info on Internet...
and these what came out:

If you have five dollars and James Hetfield has five dollars, James Hetfield has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on James Hetfield computer. James Hetfield is always in control.
Apple pays James Hetfield 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
James Hetfield can sneeze with his eyes open.
James Hetfield can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
James Hetfield is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
James Hetfield destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
James Hetfield can kill two stones with one bird.
James Hetfield is the Chuck Norris of metal
Lightning never strikes twice because James Hetfield is looking for it.
When James Hetfield swims he doesnt get wet the water gets James Hetfield
The boogie man checks under his bed and in his closet at night for James Hetfield.
James Hetfield doesn't sleep - he waits
James Hetfield once had sex in a tractor. Some of the sperm got lost in the engine. We know that tractor today as Optimus Prime
James Hetfield doesn't cut his grass, he goes outside and dares it to grow.
Broke-back mountain is not a movie, it's a pile of dead ninjas in James Hetfield's backyard
Jesus is the Son of God (...Presumably)
God is the Son of James Hetfield (fact)
James Hetfield ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
James Hetfield sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of him.
When James hetfield wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
When James Hetfield wants to go fishing he doesn't need a boat. He simply parts the sea.
James Hetfield doesn't eat honey, he chews on bees.
James doesn't need to use a toilet cuz the world is his s**t hole
James Hetfield "Rides The Lightning" instead of roller coasters.
When James Hetfield Farts, You Apologize.

Fuckin Hilarious!!